[hands him a note to read], Thank you, American dumbass! And now, let's hear from the woman of the week, the incredible, courageous, Nurse Gollum! Ohh, children, it'll be glorious! The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Conjoined_Fetus_Lady/Script?oldid=433645. Can't we just play with that big parachute again or something? Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a great week for South Park. I'm not upset about her. I just want to be ridiculed, shouted at, and made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other. [resists, then opens them] Oh. You can eat after the game! Sorry about whuppin' your ass there, Coach. [undaunted] That does it! So did you ever think of just, you know, having it cut off? You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. She's painting her house orange, and annoyed that Garrison is filming it. This should be over veerry shortly. And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week! Wing Lu Kim is Chinese and since she was rescued from the Chinese Mafia by the boys she now lives freely in South Park with her fake Chinese husband Tuong Lu Kim. Promise we won't make it too painful. Full Ep. Oh. [Nurse's Office. [now dressed normally, but still bandaged] What the hell is eveyone wearing on their heads? But sometimes the twins get hooked together, and they're born as. What seems to be pissing you off today? Ooohh, so I suppose that's out. [the clowns do a little jig, and the parents laugh. It's numbuh-- uuhhh... Oh, I don't know. Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of. Now, join me in saluting our Cows and help make Nurse Gollum. So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? You carry on Nonsense! I just realized something. They're just young boys. The ball gets him anyway, and he tumbles away], Oooh, another American is down! He's so fat, it stuck in his belly. Oooh, baby, come on Then you can go on and play the Chinese. I won the game! Did you say a fetus, sticking out from her head? Usually has a level head, but a visit to the hospital reveals that he has a weak stomach. For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. Okay, children. That nose is bleeding pretty bad, Kyle. [people are listening] And take those stupid things off your heads! Yeah, but you know, it-it doesn't matter though, the- the Denver team always wins, okay? Singer, hostess, and actress Kathie Lee Gifford who at the time was the co-host of the daytime show Live with Regis and Kathy Lee. I just wanted to do my job and live my life like any normal person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handicap all week long. But it's quicker to get to the Denver school. Ladies and gentlemen, on this fourth day of Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week, all our prayers are with our little South Park Cows now playing their hearts out in China. [turns and walks away] And besides, I hate French people! She has a dead fetus attached to her head. No, I'm from America. Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. You know, Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to Washington in case they get hurt. Can you ever forgive me? [he falls]. [Eric bites into a chocolate bar] If we had won the world championship, what then? Back in the pre-season 5 days of fandom, some fanfiction and sites assumed that Butters' real name was "Jim Swanson", due to him being referred to as "Swanson" in the "Conjoined Fetus Lady" script and episode, and a fan mishearing "Jill" (the character Butters was playing in the "Charlie's Angels" game in "Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub") as "Jim". It would only be a bigger letdown the next year if we. Come on, forget this stupid game. ], [Principal Victoria's office. This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. You'll be in the news all over the world. Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? Eh. Oh, glorious day! [slaps Chef on the back]. [Stan is frightened] Sometimes, this dead twin is inside the living person, so even you could have a dead twin inside you and not even know it! [leaves with Mackey and Victoria. Jordan, Swanson, pull forward! I want to make the public aware of her. [they laugh harder, and he resumes] Eh. [Pip sets up] God-damn, maybe if you didn't eat all those croissants [angered, Pip zipz the ball at him], you'd be able to thr-ow! When Stan realizes his mistake and gets the story back on track: "Eewwww!" This page contains trivia for "Conjoined Fetus Lady". Congratulations, you're national champions. And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. Kyle's shadow is on the window. Right, bubbe? Hey! The town is assembled yet again], Ladies and gentlemen, on this fourth day of Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week, all our prayers are with our little South Park Cows now playing their hearts out in China. You can't give me an office referral, and-! He and Stan rush out of there]. Now, come on! Look, I don't want to be treated different. The little fetus, did it talk? The living baby is born with the dead baby still attached. [finds the ball in his hands] I caught it! Oh, I don't know, all Americans look alike. We have a lot of practicing to do! She's meeting with Mr. Mackey and Sheila]. [rushing to the opposing team] Hey. The class is on its way to the State Finals], [rising] Okay children. 21:58. No, no no. We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware of folks just like you. Well, I'll talk to Nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'll be delighted. Trey Parker's original script for 'Conjoined Fetus Lady' refers to him as looking like "any other kid, except he has black hair." Apparently, nobody else would play us because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. And there is-a only a one South Park prayer left. I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln! You children win this one, and you're National Champions! [Kyle is hit, twice, before he goes down] God-dahamn! I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this evening. Watch Episode. You throw. But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! Roll the tape, please, Mr. Garrison. You aren't going anywhere. Gerald! Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! I rearry rearry want that. Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? Congratulations, you're national champions. Look, Pip, the rules are simple. Apparently, nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. You see, it's not okay to make fun of an American because they're black, brown, or whatever, but it is okay to make fun of foreigners because they are from another country. He's in a nice tuxedo]. [ominously] Dude! Just stay focused now. [walking over to player 70] Hey, if you wanna make him throw the ball, say this. My G-hod, amazing where people can live nowadays. Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be singled out? south park,SOUTH PARK,awesome south park. I want you all to try and focus on your game. I have a stillborn fetus growth attached to my head. Just whooped Denver's ass I have a stillborn fetus growth attached to my head. If we can win State, we can play in the Nationals in Washington, D.C.! [Randy chases him down] No! What have I done? The picture of conjoined twins is not of conjoined twins, but members of the musical group The Monkees . Extras • Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to State Finals? [Kevin serves again, and Kyle looks away as it comes towards him.]. Sit down, boys. Just whup Denver's ass! Now, you did say she has a fetus on her head? She's outraged. Nothing is pissing me off! My parents are Chinese. Given the opportunity, parents can find moral education and artistic value in surprising places--even in a video called "Conjoined Fetus Lady." I want to talk to you all about your school nurse. Nonononono. We've been working all week against that kind of behavior! When Mrs. Broflovski shows a picture of Siamses twins: "Gross!" Well, I'll talk to Nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'll be delighted. Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day... Hello, Sheila? [Groan] Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. It's Sharon, Stan's mother. He sees a mouse nibble at some cheese and run away. Unfortunately, it would mean my death. Promise we won't make it too painful. Excuse me a moment, gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball! He looks up, and a door epens. [Stan slips from his grasp and he falls] Oh! "Dodgeball Song" • ก๊อกน้ำ. [he starts up the player. Yes, we could get you a few hats and wear a different one every day. Now, we're almost to China! He's going to the nurse's office. The-the Denver team always wins, m'kay? e5 Conjoined Fetus Lady e6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka e7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) e8 Summer Sucks e9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls e10 Chickenpox e11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods e12 Clubhouses e13 Cow Days e14 Chef Aid e12 Spookyfish e13 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! Great catch, Kyle! [more cheering. The crowd quiets down] But most importantly, this week has brought to my attention a very serious and dreaded disease. Th-the school could put out pamphlets, m'kay? [she sounds friendly, but her shadow falls on him]. You know, that has a nice ring-. The episode was written by series co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, along with Nancy M. Pimental, and directed by Parker. Great catch, Kyle! So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, and here you are. Roll the tape, please, Mr. Garrison. [everyone boos]. [Cartman farts and tries to fan it away] Oh, I'm sorry, children. That's different. There are people on rooftops all over the square cheering as well] Let's hear it for these brave souls! Both front doors fall off], [At Grant Elementary's Gym. We're winnin' there, You're my conjoined-twin, dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman, Okay, children, it's Friday, and you know what that means for PE class. So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. I don't know what to say; this has been quite a week. Oooh, children. Do you wanna be on my team again? I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not necessary. [he's screaming and running around the house]. The bus is going down a slope]. A tertiary character who rarely speaks, he first spoke in "Conjoined Fetus Lady", where despite being white, he was revealed to be Chinese-American. [they hop on the sofa. Now, you did say she has a fetus on her head? e5 Conjoined Fetus Lady e6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka e7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) e8 Summer Sucks e9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls e10 Chickenpox e11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods e12 Clubhouses e13 Cow Days e14 Chef Aid e12 Spookyfish e13 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! Fosse throws, and Bebe is beaned. Hey, you know, that nurse is actually pretty cool. [The band starts playing festive music. And so, at this honorary dinner we take a look back at our beloved Nurse Gollum and the brave life she has lived. And take those stupid things off your heads! The other players are bandaged up according to the severity of their injuries]. Good thing they have those big eyes so that they don't have to rery on that amazing American interrect. I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their BIG American eyes. Jelly roll is perfect! 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